I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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