We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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