He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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