this just has baby written all over it
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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