Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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