So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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