If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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