Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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