shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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