Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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