idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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