You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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