I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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