I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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