Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
