im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
In America we eat man semen.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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