ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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