Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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