The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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