i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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