I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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