On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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