Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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