So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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