you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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