I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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