on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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