it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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