Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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