My Higher Power is John Stamos
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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