I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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