Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
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i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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