look no pants
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Hippo gnu deer
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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