this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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