You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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