I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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