The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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