Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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