So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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