school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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