Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I forget how to act sober
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