his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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