That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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