if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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