try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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