Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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