I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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