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(847): View more from Illinois

Whats up?

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Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down

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Stay up. I'm coming home in a little

(402): View more from Nebraska

Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you

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(847): Whats up? (402): Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down (847): Stay up. I'm coming home in a little (402): Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you http://tfl.nu/2oii

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(773): View more from Illinois

So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first

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(773): So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first http://tfl.nu/bbw8

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(407): View more from Florida

Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.

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(407): Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night. http://tfl.nu/8tsr

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(716): View more from New York

she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"

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(716): she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you" http://tfl.nu/sv8k

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out

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Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins

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(860): Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out (1-860): Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins http://tfl.nu/pc38

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(609): View more from New Jersey

you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single

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(609): you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single http://tfl.nu/hya7

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(734): View more from Michigan

Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.

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(734): Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable. http://tfl.nu/e8ez

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(404): View more from Georgia

Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?

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(404): Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night? http://tfl.nu/t0ro

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(302): View more from Delaware

Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.

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(302): Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit. http://tfl.nu/yb12

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(519): View more from Ontario

Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.

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(519): Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth. http://tfl.nu/ne7c

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(636): View more from Missouri

Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.

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(636): Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present. http://tfl.nu/1iee

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(315): View more from New York

EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS

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(315): EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS http://tfl.nu/jrog

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing

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(503): Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing http://tfl.nu/v3ef

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid

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(609): i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid http://tfl.nu/4631

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(423): View more from Tennessee

They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.

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(423): They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other. http://tfl.nu/yegv

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