There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die