i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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