I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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