It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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