He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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