all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Text me some of your sweat
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