Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It's official drugs can't kill me
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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