Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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