you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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